If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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