We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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