We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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