Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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