Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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