I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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