im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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