i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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