It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
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dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
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I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
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