was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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