i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
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It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
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downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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