anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
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Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
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They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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