morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
