I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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