I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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