My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I have aggressive nipples.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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