Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
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Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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