the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
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dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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