The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize