I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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