two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
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laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
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This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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