One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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