if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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