So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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