My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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