yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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