my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
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Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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