No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
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Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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