Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
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I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
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In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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