And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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