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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.

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  what did you do?

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  i asked her out. that's so hot.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Her vagina smelled like chicken

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  why do you say that

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  chicken smells like everything

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...

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• (661): View more from California

  Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  This is my life. Enjoy the view

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.

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