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• (512): View more from Texas

  Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good

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• (310): View more from California

  so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.

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  Is This New Dating App Elitist…Or Genius?

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• (925): View more from California

  It smells like ranch

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  Must be all the white people

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.

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• (562): View more from California

  We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable

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• (772): View more from Florida

  He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything

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