so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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