I don't think brook has ever known best
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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