its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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