She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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