I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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