she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
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No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
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Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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