i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
He is an equal opportunity slut.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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