I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
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Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
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Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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