Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
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OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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