the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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