So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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