there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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