Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
