I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
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Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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