you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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