Do vagina's smell?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
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You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
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