i don't like sucking hair
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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