Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(650): View more from California

i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.

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(317): View more from Indiana

You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...

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(908): View more from New Jersey

how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots

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(517): View more from Michigan

You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins

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(519): View more from Ontario

he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes

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(636): View more from Missouri

& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'

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HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!

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(785): View more from Kansas

totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted

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(614): View more from Ohio

First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.

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