ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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