i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
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They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
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New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
is it fun? or sober?
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