dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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