im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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