I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
please come you make the beer taste better
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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