His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
she pinky promised me she was 18
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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